Your life is a like a cable channel popular series
The characters in it are worshiped by the masses
Come Monday let’s all gather by the water cooler
And talk about some shabby shit ass script more interesting
Than anything we have ever done in our existences
And so you lament
The queen character in the first season
Had been killed off by a plague
Only to return in the third season
Wherein she laid waste to the kingdom
Once again
But you loved every minute of it
Every shallow turn of the story
You could not keep your eyes off
Of her platinum hairdo
In the second season the jester in the court
Was turned into a nightingale
That could grant wishes to anyone
Who might capture it
In a cage woven from the hair of a virgin
Born of a genie and a sorceress
Once in the cage the bird would grant
Anyone their greatest desire
Knowing that at least
If that granting still did not appease
Them then the mere wishing for it
Became the thing which was important and would
Lead on to season 6 and a parade
Of new useless characters
About as interesting as broom straws
In the 4th season a cousin of the king appeared
Out of nowhere
A cousin who should not have existed
Because they weren’t even hinted at in the previews
Of the still to come planned prequels or even the WE DON’T
KNOW WHERE TO GO WITH THIS CHARACTER next
File that explained nothing about the direction
This phony script of your life was taking
And yet all along you knew the story was fiction
Just like your sad empty life
The one you live strictly in your cerebellum
If it could be said that you lived your own fairy tale
Without any commercial interruption
And that no sponsor would sponsor
Your ridiculous life tale anyway
Then you could live with that
But along came the summer replacement series
One in particular one being no false kingdom
To be sure there was royalty in the script
But these new royals wore denim and rope
This show was called “reality”
They killed Indians freely in each installment
They knew that they were God’s chosen few
Yes grudges were held
Swirling grudges but still
The storylines got strung out
Like fine spider’s string
And stretched to the nth
And woven into a doily of the universe
An intricate weave pattern that seemed
To imply so much
The producers hoped that
You would fall asleep on the couch
And that before anyone could notice
That tonight’s episode was just a dribble
Of the episode before it and nothing more
Barely an echo of something that the previous
Episode could not even approach being what
One might call original, interesting or even more
Than just another stale piece of crap
That flew out of your horrible channel head
As you spun the tv wheel changer